• Track Name

    Let The Record Show 2

  • Album

    Merry Chrismas

Once upon a time, someone told me, “hey, you should put some old songs on Bandcamp.” Weeks later, I had the completely original thought to create a compilation album of old stuff and put it on Bandcamp. After patting myself on the back for this wholly genius and original idea, I sat there for another week until RIGHT NOW, as 24 songs and 82 minutes of music are unleashed upon the unsuspecting Bandcamp community!


“But wait!” You may be shouting at your computer in the dark, “24 songs and 82 minutes of music sure sounds like a lot! How can I, a lowly serf from Texas County, Missouri, the center of population of the United States, whose total population is 26,008 and largest city is Cabool, afford all of that music?” (also you’re from Texas County, Missouri) well, you see, it’s completely free! unless you wanna pay for it, that’s cool too. You’ll have access to 24 of your favorite Empty Plastic Bottle Orchestra songs, such as:






“Wow! Look at all of those immediately recognizable hits! What do I get if I preorder/purchase a season pass/buy it at a select retailer/purchase the $85 Special Edition Bundle?” absolutely nothing

  • Track Name

    Satna Chris

  • Album

    Merry Chrismas

  • Artist

    The Empty Plastic Bottle Orchestra

Every June 27 at 12:02 central time*, Satna Chris, with his sleigh pulled by a trusty team of V2 rockets, goes to the homes of every boy and girl in the world named Chris and gives them gifts of Chris Flakes. This tradition ended when Satna Chris’s V2 rockets betrayed him, but the story of Chrismas still lives on in our memories. 

*: Chrismas is actually determined by the Hindu lunar calendar, so it actually very rarely falls on June 27.


download it here!

  • Track Name

    Jam

  • Album

    On the Extreme Attributes of Mathematical Textbooks

  • Artist

    The Empty Plastic Bottle Orchestra

today in music tech we took crappy guitars away from the band kids and then did this

except the project needed three tracks so I added the apple look Kids Booing and a minute of a depression era radio play

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